SAFE CONDUCT PASS UCLANS!
Throw down your arms! Turn capitalist!
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Throw off your yoke and chains before it is loo late.
Life is better on ihe free-enlerprise side of lown. ,
This leaflet will serve as a safe conduct pass through the lines. (39lh Street Parallel).
Read of the Decline and Fall of ihe Weslwood. Empire in the March issue of WAMPUS.
WAMPUS
S. C.'s campus humor magazine.
Sponsors of the “World Peace Drive for West Los Angeles."
ALLEN A. ARTHUR, Editor and Humanitarian PERRY SNELL, Business Manager and Vice-President in charge of Tranquility.
SAFE CONDUCT PASS
Close AWS Race Seen
Vol. XUII	Los Angeles, Calif., Tuseday, Mar. 25, 1952 No. 103
UCLA was buried under 40,000 of the above leaflets yesterday when a gust of wind carried them out the door of a plane piloted by Wampus editors. The leaflets
were being transferred from Burbank to Santa Monica, explained Allen A. Arthur, editor of the magazine.
ampus Bombards CLA With ’Passes’
Wampus,, campus high-flying humor magazine, took to the airlanes yesterday and asted the UCLA campus with a simulated “peace flight” in a bombardment of 40,000
aflets. .
The leaflets, bearing the inscription “Safe Conduct Pass,” dropped, fell, or jumped om a monoplane piloted by unidentified Wampus staffers. Editor Allen A. Arthur
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Full-House Is Expected For Model UN Banquet
Man Thanks Judge For Jail Stay
SAN FRANCISCO, Mar. 24— (lTP)—A 62-year-old one-time bookmaker upset the dignified calm of Federal Judge George B. Harris’ courtroom today, and got away with it. The judge was too surprised to object.
Wild, sentenced to two years in prison by Judge Harris in 1948, burst into the courtroom during the selection of a jury, strode up to the bench and pumped the jurist’s hand.
“I was guilty. Judge,” he told the speechless Harris. “I got my health back in prison. I want to thank you for everything—and God bless you.”
When Harris got his breath back he confessed good-naturedly it was the first time he had ever been thanked by a prisoner for sending him to prison.
imed that the was something of an error, caused a sudden riraft of wind in the lane’s cabin.
Unfortunately, we l06i, nearly all 0.000 leaflets over the UCLA cam-us.” he added.
Arthur said he would check with be pilot to determine the exact use of the “regre table” incident fore releasing his name. “We re lucky.” Arthur said, “that he Jidn’t fly to Ireland by mistake.-’ The Wampus suffers were be-tved to be delivering the Safe >>nduct passes by air from tfie urbank Airport to the field in nta Monica. The men had lanned to .take them from Santa "onica to the Brum campus by utomobile for personal distribu-on among the students.
How the passes happened to get Burbank in the first place Ar-hur did not specifically say. When sked about the unorthodox meth-| of transfer, he merely shrugged nd said. “Is there a better way?" UCLA's dean of men telephoned Toy's Or. Albert Zech, counselor f men. barely minutes after the jcident occurred. The exact na-re of their conversaUon was not isclosed.
Jerry Williams, editor of the Brum humor magazine. Scop, said the incident was “heaping insult upon injury.” The surly Williams hinted that Trop “may be mentioned'’ in the next issue of Scop.
Jim Davis. UCLA student body president .who had previously complained about the Wampus parody of the Westwood campus, indicated that anti-aircraft action was what the Wampus need most.
An additional 2000 copies of Wampus *re being printed, according to Associate Editor Allyn Hunt, and are due off the presses late this afternoon, or at least in time for University College students.
Climr.x of the second model United Nations conference. Apr. 3 to Apr. 5. will be a banquet in Town and Gown. Apr. 5. under the direction of Mrs. Stanley Kramer, wife of the noted movie director and SC alumnus.
More than 600 people are expected to fill the foyer and the adjacent dining room. ,UN flags will line the entire loyer.
Emceed by a prominent filmland personality, the banquet program will feature entertainment by foreign students and Hollywood stars. Mary Pickford. filmland’s ‘sweetheart.’’ who long has been associ-ated w ith civic and youth programs, will aopear.
The affair will bring the three-day conference to a close with speeches by prominent UN and city dignitaries, trophy presentations. and entertainment.
Awards will be made to delegations best representing their countries. A first place trophy will be given the college group best emulating a ‘‘major power.” A first and second place trophy will be awarded to those best representing “minor powers.”
The dinner, according to Mrs. Kramer will be buffet style. Five hundred student delegates* members of the conference advisory i board, rv.id local and foreign press-j representatives will attend.
British Attache Will Outline African Policy
J. Kenneth Thompson, British colonial attache, will speak to students and faculty tonight on British policy in Africa at a dinner in j the Commons dining room at 6:15.
Dinner reservations may be made i today in the School of Public Ad-i ministration office. 252 Administra-| tion. Tickets will also be available at the door tonight.
Other guests at the dinner, spon-! sored by the SC chapter of the American Society for Public Administration, will be Mrs. Thompson and Frank Mitchell, information officer of the British consulate in Los Angeles.
Thompson has served Great Britain for many years at posts all over the world. He also has been a delegate on a special sub-committee of the United Nations which supplied information concerning non-self-governing territories, and has represented the British colonial office in several international conferences.
Publicity and arrangements chairman for the ASPA dinner is Dom-> inic Liuzzi. John Palinkas is organization chairman.
Tickets Sold Out For Crescent Play
Tickets for the Crescent theater's production of “Strange Interlude Friday and Saturday nights are sold out. but attempts are being made to present two additional performances the following weekend, according to T^roducer Jim Norcop.
Eugene O Neill's nine-act play, cut to five by Crescent, played to a packed house both Friday and Saturday nights and will, according to t ticket sales,’ repeat this weekend.
DT Humor Writer Coes Gadget-Mad
Have you ever seen a gadget known as a mechanical soup cooler? j Jim Deitch. Daily Trojan humor columnist and author of “I Was The Gadgeteer for a TV Madhouse which appeared in the March issue of Popular Mechanics, will demonstrate the soup-cooler and other odd and useful(?> gadgets on the Al Jarvis KECA television show this afternoon at 8.
“The soup-cooler comes in two sizes.” Deitch explained. “There is an individual size and a more complicated banquet size cooler. I will demonstrate both of these and also, a gadget used to clean fish.”
Deitch is appearing en the show as a result of his previous job as “gadgeteer" on the Janus program. Deitch and Jim McNamara dreamed up various gadgets which they believed would be very practical for home and business use. They demonstrated the gadgets on Janus'
show every day. Response from viewers was large and many of the letters offered ideas which were turned into gadgets by Deitch and McNamara.
The duo's gadget shows were called to a halt recently when McNamara was called into the service. •WTe couldn’t invent any kind of a gadget to keep him out of the army.” Deitch said.
One of their best gadgets. Deitch said, was an alarm clock. The sun coming through the window would be magnified to set off a firecracker which in turn would eject a ping-pong ball, which set off a mercury vapor tube, which flipped a switch, which finally dunked cold water on
the sleeper.
Drutch is a former DT photog-lapher and feature editor, and was editor of the Owl and president of Sigma Delta Chi. national professional journalistic fraternity.
Gynecologist To Tel! Why Wives Work
Dr. Ruth Aaron, gynecologist, will lecture on “Why Wives Work?” tonight at 7:30 in the art and lecture room of Doheny library building.
Dr. Aaron will discuss the problem from all angles, dealing with problems faced by working mothers and university “widows.”
The lecture is the third in a ser-: ies on marriage and family relations sponsored by the Hillel foundation. The series is designed for students unable to fit marriage and family j courses into their programs.
Dr. Aaron can speak from personal experiences. She is a mother of three children and wife of a phy-! sician.
Tickets may be purchased for 75 cents at the door or at Hillel house. 1029 West 36th street. Hillel mem-, bers will be admitted free.
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Sweden Offering Tuition Fellowship
A $100 fellowship which will provide tuition for the academic year 1962-53 at the International Graduate school for English-speaking students at the University of Stockholm is being offered by the American - Scandinavian foundation.
Applications from graduate and undergraduate men and w’omen should be submitted to the Ameri-can-Scandinavian foundation, 127 East 73rd street, (New York.
Fancy Play Begins Apr. 3
“Goodbye My Fancy’’ which was a Broadway success in 1948. will be presented in Bovard auditorium Apr. 3, 4. 5. 7 and 8. by the department of drama. William C. DeMille will direct the production.
In the play, Barbara Hudson is fer.tured as Agatha Reed, the congresswoman who returns to her alma mater to be awarded an honorary degree. She brings with her a documentary war movie, showing the horrors of war she observed in Europe.
After viewing the movie, the college officials consider it in bad taste. The president of the college is a former schoolmate of Miss Reed’s. The two had been in love as students nnd are attracted to each other again.
-A set of humorous circumstances and a surprise ending makes the action lively.
Arthur Tookerian and Don Davies have the leading male roles.
Tickets for the play are on sal? Rt the university ticket office. Orchestra seats are $1 and balcony seats are 50 cents. Activity book holders will be admitted free.
Senate Committee Accounts Due
All committee reports will be due at tomorrow’ night’s Senate meeting, Lcis Stone. ASSC secretary, said yesterday. Committee chairmen are to turn ki their reports to Miss Stone.
The Senate meeting will be held at 7:15 in the Senate chambers, 418 Student Union.
27 SC Lovelies fences Raised;
Vie for AROTC Colonel' Today
Twenty-seven coeds from 14 sororities will be contestants in the Air Force ROTC’s first elimination judging for the unit's honorary colonel title today at 2 p.m. in the student lounge.
Ten finalists will be selected and members of the unit will do the final voting for the queen on Apr. 2 and 3. Four attendants will also be . chosen.
Judging in today’s el mination will be on a 100-point basis. Personality, poise, voice, facial appearance, and figure will be considered in the judging.
Contestants are Mary Lou Gar-zon and Scharmen Hall, Alpha Chi Omega; Darlene Baird and Dianne Ripley, Alpha Delta Pi; Dianne Merkin and Aileen Roth. Alpha Epsilon Phi; Connie Hurst and Mau-rene Smith, Alpha Gamma Delta: Lucille Dalesio and Dorothy Hickox. Alpha Omicron Pfc Nancy Farran and Dianne Harrison. Alpha Phi: Dona Freedman and Donna Meadors Chi Omega: Joannie Jones and Mary Ann Nagey, Delta Delta Delta; Bobette Bentley and Patti Tremel-len. Delta Gamma: Jo Ann Serean-na and Dionne Wisehart. Gamma Phi Beta: Bette Ross and Marilyn Smith. Kappa Delta; Pat Major and Tinka Wing, Kappa Kaopa Gamma: Phyllis Merkel and Pat Ou’nt, Pi Beta Phi: and Isabell Eaker. Zeta Tau Alpha.
The honorary colonel and her attendants will be guests at the AROTC ball next month.
Students Can' Trod Parkways
The coast is clear, the stakes have been removed, the grass is strong, and once more students may cross the University avenue parkways and avoid the circuitous route around the newly seeded islands.
Official word from the office, of the superintendent of buildings and grounds yesterday confirmed an unofficial report from undisclosed sources that it was once more safe to trod the emerald ribbon gracing University avenue.
Crackerjack Sale Still On
The Spurs' crackerjack sale, which got underway yesterday, will continue today, according to Janet Anderson, chairman of the drive.
“Spurs members will sell cracker-jpek boxes tolay in front of Bovard.’’ Miss Anderson said. “All profits will go to the Trojan Chest fund.”
Besides the usual prizes inside the boxes, there are three tickets for special prizes." They are a tee shirt from the women’s shop of Phelps-Terkel. a $3 merchandise order from Stan Hall’s men's store, and an order for two hot fudge sundaes from Curries.
A check at the three businesses yesterday showed that the prizes had not yet been claimed, indicating that they are in unsold boxes of crackerjack.
Miss Anderson said that the amount of the first day sales was not known. “All the money will be turned in today,” she said.
SC Sailors Dunked by San Diego
The SC Sailing club went under in more ways than one in its Saturday meet with San Diego State college at Mission Bay.
With one of the Trojan sailors swimming to shore, and two of their boats losing their masts, the SC crew took only one first place out of the six races.
Bob Dickson skippered the club’s only first place, despite high winds and rough water.
Competing for SC ' were Don Ayres. Bruce Blackman, Phil Ram-ser, Harold Schierholt, Dick Wooden, and Dickson.
The crew's next racing event will be the SC Invitational regatta^.at Balboa. Apr. 5. Schools entering will crew a racing sloop of the PC class. A perpetual trophy with the school’s name engraved on it and individual trophies will be awarded the winning entry.
An informal dance will be held after the race at the Balboa Yacht club. Sponsored jointly by SC. Muir college, and Pasadena City college, the pffair will be open to the student bodies of the three schools.
Free X-rays Available
Four hundred fifty students, faculty. and university employees have received TB chest x-rays, Eleanor Johnson, supenisor of nurses at the Student health center said yesterday.
Mexican Art Subject of Heller Talk
“There is no art without life: there is no life without growth; there is no growth without change: there is no change without controversy.”
These ideas were expressed by Julius Heller, assistant professor of fine art*, concerning his talk in the “Meet Your Professor” series today at noon in the Hillel lounge, 1029 West 36th street.
Dr. Heller will sper.k on the “Work of Taller De Grafica Popular ” which is an organization of artists in Mexico. The main purpose of this group, founded 15 years ago, is to discuss graphic art in relation to social, economic, and political problems in Mexico today.
“Art seems to be a very controversial subject: therefore, it provokes much discussion.” said Dr. Heller.
Heller has worked with the group in Mexico, and will display samples of their work.
Give Courses In Germany
Summer sessions in German and Austrian universities are open to American students, according to the department of German.
Heidelberg, Murich, and Vienna are included in the list of universities offering courses. Most courses are taught in German and a knowledge of German is a prerequisite. all have a few courses which are taught in English.
Summer session classes scheduled are German language and literature, history, music, psychology, political science, economics, and international relations.
Further information can be obtained from the German department or the Institute of International Education, 857 Fifth avenue, New York.
Wykoff, Ewart Run For Top AWS Post
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A last-minute nomination from the floor of the AWS assembly yesterday turned a clear field‘into what promises to be a closely contested election when Pat Wykoff was nominated to run against Janet Ewart for the office of AWS president.
At the meeting in 133 Founders | hall, the woman introduced their favorite candidates to run for the offices of president, vice-president, secretary, and treasurer in the elections tomorrow and Thursday.
Vice-presidential nominees a
Barbara Jean Bamhouse, Ruth Clement. Betty Dawden. Lerae B. Moeller, Wilma Van Berg, and Joan Vasseur.
Running for secretary are Patricia Dailey. Margo Darcey. Diane Darling, Mary Ann Morey. Virginia Williams, and Ann Wilson.
Candidates -for treasurer are Barbara Goode, Donna Meadors, and Mailou Moehlin.
In her nomination-acceptance speech. Miss Ewart outlined a five-point program she would follow if elected.
1.	A reorganization of the AWS orientation program in coordination with the high school and junior college relations office whereby women can be contacted and oriented before they enter the university.
2.	The drawing up of a tentative budget by the treasurer to keep track of all AS funds.
3.	Joint meetings between the AWS associate cabinet and the regular cabinet for closer harmony and better relations.
4.	Joint meetings with other schools in the area to exchange ideas.
5.	A setting up of the last few weeks of each administration to be a training ground for incoming officers.
During an interview following the meeting. Miss Wykoff explained some of her proposals if elected to the office of president.
“I’m in favor of the basic policies of AWS.” she said, “but I feel there’s a need for strengthening these policies.
“The office of AWS president should be something for all women at SC to strive toward. At present, the qualification requirements are such that very few women are privileged to compete for that office. If I am elected. I hope to see something done to ease the requirements.
“There is a significant need for more active participation and interest in student government by the university’s women. I would like to see members of AWS attending senate meetings so they can'learn and understand how the school's government is run.”
PAT WYKOFF
. . . new nominee
Elections will be held tomorrow and Thursday from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. in Alumni park in front of the library.
Winning candidates must carry a majority vote. In case of a run-off, a second election will be held Apr. 2 and 3.
Co-chairmen of the election are Lois Stone and Nancy Ridgeway. Miss Stone requested that all the candidates make out a list of all their activities, including their grade points, for publication in the DT. The lists should be deposited into Miss Stone’s mailbox. 215 Student Union, by 3 pxm. today.
“There are to be no campaign posters or campaign ads in the DT," Miss Stone explained. “Publication of the candidates’ lists is the only campaign publicity given to the participants.” To be present at the counting of ballots will be Miss Stone and Miss Ridgeway; Jim Schuck. ASSC elections commissioner; Bob Erburu. Daily Trojan editor; and Mrs. Edwarda White,, counselor of women.
Results of the election will be announced Friday.
“We are hoping for a large turnout at the polls,” Miss Stone said. “It is the duty and privilege of every woman to vote. Miss Ridgeway and I hope to see the candidates elected by a majority of all the women at the university so that the women will be properly represented at all SC functions.”
Today Is Deadline For Blood Pledges
Today is the last day for donors to pledge blood to the Red Cross blood drive and be eligible to receive subsequent benefits.
Sign-ups will continue in front of the Student Union from 10 aun. to 3 p.m. One-hundred seventy-four pints are needed to reach the 900-pint goal. Twenty pledges were recorded yesterday.
Contributing students will be able to draw amounts in case of future need by themselves or their immediate families.
Persons who specify a certain organization will have access to as much blood as donated by that organization during the time they gave their blood.
The Red Cross bloodmobile will be on campus next Tuesday through
Thursday. All those who have not signed pledges at the SU booth may drop-in to the mobile unit and make appointments.
“Movies of the donors will be made and sent to the 40th division in Korea. Preference will be given those donors having relatives in the 40th,” said Darryl Emerick, chairman of the drive.
Miss Emerick also explained that whole blood must be used within 21 days.
“This makes the West coast the main collection area of whole blood for Korea because, after 21 days, whole blood is converted into plas-jna,” she said in a last minute plea Tor students, faculty, university employees, and their families to “pledge your pint of blood today!”
Registrar's
Notice
Students are reminded that tomorrow is the last day to drop a course with a mark cf IW if work is not of passing grade.
D. W. Evans
Assistant to the Registrar
‘U.S. Has Gone ‘Left’ Too Far’
Ike's Political Views Revealed
WASHINGTON. Mar. 24—<UP)— Gen .Dwight D. Eisenhower said in an interview published today that the United States has drifted too far to the “left” and warned that it “is not the kind of country that needs Socialism.”
He also said that the government “cannot be a totally passive bystander in the country's economic life” but “we should have as little of government in business as is feasible in our modern, complex life.” Further, he called for a “renewed recognition and appreciation” of morality.
Eisenhower's views were given in an interview obtained by David Lawrence, editor of U. S. News Sc World Report, on Jan. 16, 1950, before the general took a leave of absence as President of Columbia univessity. Eisenhower gave permission for the, one-time “off-the record" talk to be published today.
The interview represented one of the few comprehensive outlines
of Eisenhower's political thinking. It was published at a time when many critics of the drive to secure the Republican presidential nomination for Eisenhower are charging they do not know where he stands on various issues.
While Eisenhower did not flatly say so, he indicated he still believes as he did two years ago. ln a letter to Lawrence dated Mar. 14, Eisenhower said he had reviewed the material in the interview and thanked the magazine publisher for the opportunity to do so.
‘ Asked whether he thought the nation had “deviated from our historical course,” Eisenhower replied:
“In some things, particularly in our emphasis on legislation as a panacea, I think we have drifted to far to the so-called ‘left’ so that many Americans have a genuine fear about the future.
In particular, we must not allow ourselves to travel the road
that “Great Britain apparently has been traveling. America is not the kind of country that needs So-ciaism.
“We can achieve whatever reforms we need without such a radical change in our own economic setup. There are people in this country, of course, who want to go clear over to the*‘left.’ I just don’t agree that America's future lies in that direction.”
Eisenhower agreed it “may well be that the presidency is too big a job for one man.” But he said that, “as- in any post of responsibility, all depends upon the kind of men he (the president) gathers around him.”
The general said that while he “never sought political office,” he would “respond to a call of duty.” No citizen, he said, “has a right to refuse public service if the citizens want him to serve" and “each citizen must decide for himself how useful he can be.”