“Ice Cream and Autos Are Less in Santy Ana”
WESTERN EDITION
ork Œrojan
THE WEATHER
U.S. Weather Bureau Reports forecast:
Los Angeles: respectably warm with some chance of rain.
San Francisco: Respectably rain with some chance of warmness.
Portland: Respectably cloudy.
Seattle: Respectably windy with some chance of a blizzard.
Sprays Think Once’ On Dorm Wall To Begin Bid
PLANS PROTEST
Fast-Witted Messup Lamely Protests It’s Too Late
Special to the New York Trojan
Bupgoo McFurd, a political unknown, last night jolted the recently quieted campus election scone with the announcement that he intends to conduct a write-in campaign for the ASSC presidency.
Mr. McFurd. a senior in erotic perambulation, began his belated campaign by spraying his slogan. “Think Once," on the' fide of the unfinished eight-story Birkkrant Women's Residence Hall.
Elections Commissioner Richard Messup, who happened to be passing by at the time, was stunned by the announcement, which also was flashed in a | flourescent pink from the top I of King Farouk's obelisk.
“Who the hell is he?" th
No Collusion With Decision and $25 Million Loan
Conflagration Levels Campus Houses In Minutes
SPECIAL BUILDING
Gives Master Plan ‘Shot in the Arm,’ Says Franklike
Bupgoo McFurd (the people’s choice) and unidentified friend make plans for dynamic surprise ASSC campaign.
Bold Master Plan Change Sets $93 Million Objective 1
Trojans Writhe in Grip Of Spotted Fever Epidemic
By BRADFORD CONSTANTINE TWERP
Special to tne New York Trojan A possible cure for the more than 2,000 students suffering from Friday’s outbreak of the little-known Rocky Mountain stunned commissioner w as heard gppoted Fever may be put into use today.
as*<-	President	Topling	said	late	yesterday that he had de-
Quick-witted Messup immedi- veloped a cure from some special ingredients he keeps in a ately cast doubt on the inte- medicine cabinet in a secret grity of the new candidate. closet in his office.
"Elections were all finished j “Any student who wants to last week,’’ he declared.	'have the benefit of my cure
The undaunted Mr. McFurd has only to make a $100 dona-declared. however, that enough ¡tion to the revised Master people were still waiting in the Plan." Dr. Topling insisted, line to vote for him to be elect- “After all, all master plans are ed by an overwhelming majority.
Mr. McFurd immediately followed his announcement by filing a stream of protests with
By Ivar Kumchatka III
Special to the New York Trojan !
The Research Institute ofj
Communist Strategy and Prop- HUE ON ROW: Panic grips 28th Street at height of late-evening Maze that ultimately levelled aganda Director Dr. Sergi 20 houses. Investigators said blaze was started by a red lantern kieked over by a housemother.
Swergovich yesterday an- —	_____________________________________________
nounced at an all-university faculty meeting that two years of research by the institute’s staff has been concluded and the group has decided communism is the only system to live by.
The center’s decision came shortly after a report that the Soviet Union has floated a $25 million loan to the university’s!
Master Plan.
The report, which was later confirmed by a source close to the Russian Embassy in Washington, also stated that the,
check would be presented per- Sax,e the Egging Student Un-sonally to the university byj*on redevelopment program a Russian Minister of Sales Anas-¡shot in the arm yesterday with tasia Mikoyan.	'a	new Pr°P°sal for financing
the building.
President Lentils Says Price Cut Is Possible
By COLUMBIA PLOTKIN
Special to the New York Trojan
ASSC President Barf Lentils
GOV. CALLED
Fire Dept. Ignores Stricken Trojans Plea for Aid
Special to the New York Trojan
Fire swept half way through Fraternity Row late last night, burning	22 USC	houses	and
two private homes to th# ground.
There	were no	serious	in-
juries.
University administrators and fire department officers said quick thinking by more than 000 Greeks prevented the
___________________________________________loss of lives.
! A broken construction-type An	ambitious revision of the	iini\e^tt.v’s'Master	Plan,	call-	lanlern apparently	caused	the
ing for	the	collection	of	$93	million	in	three	years,	was	an-	hsa>t£ 1
nounced Friday.	President	Topping	described
Leonard K. Goodyear, chairman of the Board of Trustees, The ™nlIagration as a great
said the new plan, which reduces both the amount and the time St tf> the !VIa-stei p an fnr
Excellence and Enterprise in
limit of the old schedule, is “a bold new step in the never ending search for educational excellence.”
Mr. Goodyear said the revi-i ~	----------------
sions were the result of a study that commenced immediately after the original plan was announced nearly two years ago.
Glad to Get Money
"We just couldn’t wait,” Mr. Questioned about the coinci-j “I can get it wholesale," he Goodyear panted, dence of the loan and the cen-¡claimed, smiling.	The	Qjd	pi^	detailed	a	defi-
Education. He said he has called Sacramento and asked Gov. Brown to declare the Rcw a disaster area. Dr. Topping said the Row in reality has been a disaster area for many years now. Brown will fly to Los Angeles for a look-see today. If he follows Dr. Topping's request, the state will aid USCs
ters report. Dr. Swergovich	Lentils	explained	that	nite	set	of	goals	for	expanding	No	NA/ait	Promised,'	Master	Plan	for	redeveloping
supposed to place emphasis on New Acts to Change
enterprise, and what would be Format of Yearly a better way to further this!	_	'
cause?”	DOWI tvent
The outbreak of the dreaded! --------------------------------
the Board of Inquiry. Tlic new disease was first noted when condidate complained that no- the Health Center said it turn-bodv would debate with him ed a much larger number of and that his opponents had bad students away than usual Fri- fest just released by Director more time to campaign and day. More than 2,000 students of Special Events Bob Jani inpost posters.	had tried to get Health Center dicate that the production will
He also protested the fact services.	be the best in the 10-year ex-
that no one had protested an Center officials said the rea- ¡stence of the event-unscheduled rally of his that son the disease broke out only; “We plan to start a little he is not planning to hold. among students was probably ¡different this year.’ Mr. Jani
said “there absolutely is connection.” He added, however, that the university is always glad to receive money from anyone who wishes to give.
Dr. Carlos (“yes on 13”)
no his relatives, from Trousdale the academic and physical capa-Estates to New York, would cities of the university. It out-be able to supply every type of lined plans for the cr-llection of material needed for the con- $106 million over a 20-year pe-struction.	riod.
“Wood and steel, at cut-rate The hoard chairman said the prices, can be supplied by two he noted. “One
Students Dubious About Plan
the Row.
Outgoing ASSC President Bart Leddel met with members of the Executive Cabinet and Senate early this morning.
All senators will be sum-
By Singh A. Song
Special to the New York Trojan Details of this year’s Song-
Franklike, vice president of fi- -	___.
’	.	.,	.	,	of	my	uncles,
nancial affairs, said the loan a lumberjack in Christmas came at a most opportune; . Qre an(J thf Qther time, as the planning depart- a gteel magnet the East> ment has just completed plans
for a special building in which the Research Center for Demo-
National Committee for the
Some Additions
Tallying the costs of all the
By SALLY ANN ROPER
Special to the New York Trojan
Doheny Library revealed yes- moned for a special session to-Master Plan, under the direc- terday that it has discovered a night since more than half of tion of H. Leslie Sylvania, had foolproof system for guarantee- the fraternities and sororities worked feverishly during the ing that every student will al-,have cancelled their chapter past two years to reduce the ways get the book he want«- meetings.
time period to nearly one-sev- with no delay.	The	legislative	body	is	ex-
lenth the original.	“Our	new	system	makes	the	pectei1	to	na™	Blue	Kev
President Dann Moss to head
Affoi~ ~nVia ¡materials from paint to fabrics:	a*50 iound we could cut length of time a student has
mi k j r, c	for the lush lounges Mr Len- the final amount to be collected to wait entirely dependent on a collectlon »K«»cy which will
would be housed Dr. Swergo- «	^	^	*	by	S13	million because the ori- the student himself.” reportedlf»* donations for rebuild-
Assistant Dean of Students due to the rareness of contact ¡said. “Instead of opening Song-jMaster ^
vich will again take the posi tion as director of the project. De Gaulle Loan “The $25 million gives the
Tom Hull	received	the com-	between administrators
plaints but	doubted a	Board	of	students.
Inquiry meeting would be ne- Dr. Paul O. Greedy, the cen-cessary.	ter's director, remained	calm
“What’s	that goof	trying	to	during the frantic weekend,
prove’'” he asked	though	temperatures	continued
Mr. Hull admitted that the fis6-
and fest with the Sigma Chi ani-
mal act. we have made arrangements for a dive-bombing marksmanship exhibition 5,000 pigeons.
“This act, besides being en-
a sizable shot in the arm,” old “Yes on 13” said. It sets a precedent for other
the
tion.”
Dr.
Mr. Jani also indicated that
mediately bubbled over into “The mortality rate for campus politics with both sides Rockv Mountain Spotted Fever incisting the other had prompt- js only 70 per cent,” he as-ed the new candidate, whom sured panicked parents, who the Medical Center described had been flooding into the cam-as "quite harmless," to run. jpUs frrm all parts of the world Mr. McFurd said that he was since the first case was an-wcll qualified to establish the nounced after New York Tro-proper communications in stu- jan, Western Edition, reporters dent government.	had spent 16 haul's probing the ¡n^0 sponges placed in the
‘ At the atre of six. I ccmmu ear]y rumors of the disease. center of the pond in front of
"While the dancers are making their swan dives from 1,000
nicatcd scarlet fever to my e-
“Just
tire neighborhood,” he boasted. jontTer	large
_!-------	—1—	-  -classes.” Dr. Greedy continued. ’Excellence
somewhat lower than the orig-ginal calculations had been in-¡University Librarian Lewis	*tncken®d	houses.
inal figure of $5 million sug- correct,” Mr. Sylvania explain-Stag.	L-J”1 “	°“! ^
¡pH	,	her today he plans to kick ui
gested by official campus ne-; •	Beginning tomorrow, each1 $2.000 to get the fund rolling,
gotiator Norman T°PPhng.	j He explained that the fundslstudent whQ enters the library Sigma Alpha Mu John
The total	price	presented for j sheeted under the revised plan to check out a book will bejshlaes was first on	the	scene
Senate	debate	is	$100.	jwould be distributed on approxi-Jgjven a handful of blank paper,0f the blaze.
, .countries to aid the cause of! "However, there might bej™^ the“ ^ ink anri somp ^ He can "Woody’s had jus, closed.”
byL*“ American private educa-'certain additions unaccounted^ *an, " ™ **™Illon ^ then print his own copy.	he sai(|. -There wasn't any-
jfor in the price as it stands	.	°	\n	Crime Wave	thing to do so I decided to
FrankWte further indi now,” Mr. Lentils explained. milllon for educational enrich-	*	igo ^ tQ ,he	and
rianKlite furthei indi-;	mert	SI 6 million for Ccimous This way wg vvon t have to
Many students with whom I ’	r	™	p	,	r	.	t	.	.	,	, study. As soon as I left
el Bar improvement, $1.4 million for,bother about clerks and aHWood>,s l	a	smaJ1 ^
of the student housing and $84.5 mil- v on t have to jvorry aoout I ^ AEphj ^	^
lion for o[>erating needs and overdue books^thmk anything of it. figuring commissions.	cia pape, we give the students	probably	burnt their
Mr. Goodyear said a cam- will automatically disintegrate!	*’ y	*
paign drive "to get out and get”'at the end of two weeks.” hej ,<A	minutes later I
money for the Master Plan will; said.	smeUed	smoke at the Sammy
begin operation immediately.; The librarian added that hej house. I went outside and look-The drive will be under the di-	and his	staff had researched	ed	down	the Row. Sure
rection of Tom Twobits Jr., vice	the idea	thoroughly with th^-	enough, it	was the AEPhi
constructed with sturcTv 7alm PrPSidcnL f°r university fund psychology department and had house. I ran across the street
rais,ng-	discovered that the creativity	|and	broke	the glass on the
“Our first objective is to raise;	involved	would give students	fh-e	alarm,	just like the guys
enough money to put three-inch a feeling of identity and in- do whenever things	get	dull,
carpeting in the Upstairs Com- volvement.	-The	fire department got
mons Lounge that will be turn- „We wi]] ^	t0jwise-	Thought	we	were calling
ed into a nap room for tired ^ succ(?ss of the nesv fourJagain and ignored us.”
tertaining, will provide a sense
of competitive spirit to the cated that although the possi-l	J	*	improvement,	$1.4	million	for	hother	about	clerks	and	also
new protests were more sub- “There is nothing to get ex- even) M )he pnd of (hp evg bilities of Red China donating na e ,a,Kea uant a Ba«ei aar\ - • — -----------------------------------
stantial than the dozens he has cited about.” Dr. Greedy said.;njng a	will be awarded|to Master Plan—because
received during the past week.’“You’d think the Black Plague^	pgrsons compiling theiof a deserter on campus—are
Tlie McFurd controversy im- or something had taken hold.	collection	of projectiles.” Isl*m’ there are indications that
President Charles de Gaulle
a special tribute to the Master may consider making a Plan and its innovator. Dr. the university.
Topping, is planned to feature ; Keep Off the Bread the Songfest Water Dancers! Following the announcement, and the United States Air Josef Ravioli, financier who Force.	supported the now-defunct re-
in a conspicuous corner Grill. On Tuesday nights, we might even be able to sell bagels at reduced rates to hungry loan n‘Sht-class students on their breaks.”
More Additions
Mr. Lentils explained that the Bagel Bar could be easily
search institute, awarded each center staff member and certificate of which was w’ritten:
fronds and that Trojans for w atch (Underground Liv ing, a local support group, has already vol-Don’t lunteered to staff the bar.
think, there will no the bowl, the Air Force planesjwalk through the wheat field! Outlining other attractions
impersonal j will be painting the sky with ¡brother, your walking on yourjof his Student Union proposal, administrators, to put in a side-
in Education’ in bread.”	Lentils	described a building wa]k escaiator from the admin- C(,UI>** -	.	.	failed	to	show	Mr	Shlaes	call
klifrhtlv more elaborate than .	....	possible — bv emphasizing stu-	«»r.	can
“We can lock forward to more pink exhaust,” Mr. Jani re-! Following the awards pres- ^lg"uy ^ , e d e	istration parking lot to the ^ initiative and individual ed IFC Ad'lser Jess Hill Jr. at
plan
the best wa».
When the fire department
Adminitsration Building and to
McRath Authors individual classroom attention, vealed. “We think that thisentation the staff walked out	^han s tePt-
Everyone will be on a first- will add a little color to the of the auditorium where a	^ may not hold up too repair the water fountain in
Etiquette Book name hasis.”	event.”	;	black	sedan	was	awaiting	j	well	in	the pit of the winter. Chancellor von KleinSmid's of-
dent initiative work.” he said.
This system would also solve
the Sigma Chi house.
By that time things were be-
By ELMO EAGEREATER
Spccinl to the :<>‘w York Trojan
It was this statement that Guest conductor for the brought Dr. Topling on the! nii.lit. as previously announced, case. He explained that he will be June Wilkinson, who could not permit such an atti- will conduct the band in
g nning to get out of control.
Si» ci:i 1 to 1 ne ,>ew 1 orK l rojan '	.....	* • .	...	,
A new tcxi on etiquette hv tude to be held by any of his \ery inspiied number.
Dean of Students William H staff members.	---- 
McRath has been published by "Besides, how can I be mas-the Consolidated University ¡ter of the Master Plan with no Press Publications Association, one to master? he asked.
Titled “How to b? Socially i Dr. Topling took the ‘'""cial Graceful and Make a Profit ¡ingredients from his medicine Too,” the text was to havelcabinet and began mixing them b^en rushed to the dean's of- in tumblers. The brew included fice early this morning for fi'ee three Carter’s Little Liver Pills, distribution 1o every student, a small tube of Gleem. a dozen ‘‘I feel that every student bennies, a bottle of Greasy should be familiar wiih the ba- Kid's Suff and a square of Ex-sic rules of getting along with Lax.
his fellow’s, such as how to in-! The first experiment on a' suit your hostess in ways that Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever make it impossible for her toiratier.t proved fatal, but Dr. get angry,” Dr. McRath. who Topping added two more was unavailable for comment, is q u a r e s of Ex-l^ax. Sure said.	:cr>mi"h, the second patient
He said the text will include lived, as did the third, forth, a chapter never before con- fifth, etc.
tamed in an etiquette book. Dr Tocpling said as soon as "The bock is part of my pol- he can increase his sunp!v rf icy of educating rather than|Ex-L2x and Greasy K;d’s Stuff, punishing students for gettine'he will be able to offrr *■>» cure Into trouble for thiir acuons,”jto all students who are al.ie to he explained. “My bo-^k will make the $100 donation.
»•each studenls how to commit “I advise you all to hurry i the same acts without getting and get the cure while it lasts,”|
them. The staff, under the direction of Dr. Swergovich. will travel to the airport, where they will board a jet plane for the Soviet Union.
but we hope to rent umbrellas fjce,” Mr. Twobits said. “Oh, the library’s perennial problem (Continued on Page 2. Col. 1) to students,” he said.	yes, and we have a sub-commit- with stolen books, he pointer'
“Special mortar, however, tee to a sub-committee trying :o out.	.	.	_|
will keep drownings to a min- work out a plan for increased '^e oniy difficulty Dr. Stag ^ CltlOTlCtlS 1 IClTl imum, I hope.”	faculty salaries.”	foresees	is	that students ma' - »	w	•
——-—■——-------- -- ---- ----------------------------  not bother to remove the ink- Chinese Invasion
v	ivM	. stains they get on their hands
and may dirty up all the uni-*. J	, versity door handles and drink-
j ing fountain knobs.
No iirime Wave
M ! “It is hardly in keeping with eÊÈ ¡the aims of an institution as ||1 ¡prominent and respectable as I ¡USC to have grimy door han dies,” he said sternly.
caught”
(Dr. Toppling said.
New Master Plan presented yesterday proposes great improvements in every important area of university curricula.
Spwijil to the New York Trojan
Dr. Theodore H. E. Chin, head of the Asiatic and Slavic studies department, outlined early this morning an extensive program calling for a May invasion of the mainland by Nationalists troops.
His efforts, which has been Student reaction to the pro- given a tentative okay by th« posed change was mixed.	Kennedy Administration, calls
“Dirt is die of my inalienable ^or all-out use of satellites, rights as a student and an rockets, balloon flights, nu-American.” snorted Myron clear weapons and submarines. Mihilimackinac. a junior major- ^ looking very good for a ing in studont government. Nationalist vict«*r>. Dr. Chin |"Cleanliness is next to gmlli said. We going to attack them ness. ” he shuddered.	with fried rice, soy sauce,
chopsticks, egg foo yong and An objection also came from mustarj »
Gwendolen Debbenitniotnev. a, Df Ch[n emphasized that freshman in mancatchmg; ‘T'l thj? advantage of surprjse kind of mtss the clerk-», -)he woul(j ^ ,he Nationalist Ghi-Mghed.	na a rmy immensely. 'When
Benjamin Shi>t XI\*. a we catch those Israeli troops, sophomo'e in spelling, added they never know svhat hi* ¡that he would, too.	¡them.”
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