BROKEN BACHELOR Seats To Go On Sale Tomorrow
Southern
JUNIOR PROM Bids Due On Campus Soon
VOL. XVJI
Los Angeles, California, Monday, November 23, 1925
Number 49
TROJANS WIN (ROM IOWA HAWKEYES 18-0
BROKEN BACHELOR TICKETS GO ON SALE TOMORROW
Said to be Funniest Farce Ever Produced at S. C.; Students Write and Rirect Play.
Southern California Radio on K. F.4.
Gets Public Approval
The tickets for the funniest of forces "The Broken Bachelor,” in Bovard Auditorium, Dec. 3 and 4, go on sale in the ticket booth of the Student’s Store. Buy your tickets early if you want the best seats, for the general public is waiting its chance to buy the tickets. The whole lower floor is sell- j ing at 75c, and the balcony sells for i 50c.
It has been the policy of the man i agement to place the tickets on sale j t(nsi()n course lectures by raiio and
In one of the Los Angeles evening papers a humorous writer had a farcial story of the get-together meetings of graduates of certain colleges in 1940. The colleges were all run by radio, and the members were graduates of KRO or WBNX.
Results which Hal Williamson ob-tained from a questionarie that he sent to the radio departments of several high school" and universities throughout the country make it look as if the afore mentioned story is not so far fetched at is might have been. Different universities are giving ex-
the lost week before the performance, but due to the Thanksgiving Vacation and the insistent demand, the pasteboards will go on reserve seat sale tomorrow.
“All men aren't foqls, some are bachelors,” says one ancient philosopher. But he's all wet! There is nothing as
there are classes in musical appreciation broadcasted from several of the largest stations.
The St. Louis university broadcasts a combined lecture and musical program every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday. It also broadcasts daily
JUNIOR PROM BIDS TO BE ON SALE EARLY THIS WEEK
Upper Classmen Only Ones Eligible to Attend Traditional Formal Dance.
foolish as this girl-shy bachelor in the market and weather reports. The
University of Montana runs twenty minutes of lectures and an hour and a half of music three times a week,
Senior force.
Such mix-ups you'll never see again. They’ll make you dizzy, they come so thick and fast. Wholesale marriages, and fake ministers! will keep you m an uproar of laughter.
Men! If you want to know what the women like in you and what makes them look a second look at you, come and hear Jim Graham give some good advice. He’ll give to all the low-down and there won’t be a woman on earth you can’t knock dead if you take his advice.
“A play that will make faculty, students ahd general public alike go in to vales of laughter. Bob Robins, the love-6hy bachelor, will take your sympathy and hold it to the final curtain.” So says a very noted person after he had seen the rehearsal last night.
while the Hawkeye university at Ames broadcasts a bi-weekly musical and educational program over its own 500 watt station.
Hal Williamson, radio director at Southern California, has received a unique fan letter from Long Beach, which is worth printing as a whole. G. D. Olden writes, “Say, Boys, let’s have more and more of the University of Southern California band. Book ’em ot least two nights a week. They have a pep, and that’s going some.”
W. J. Preucet writes from Auburn, “U.S.C. Band wTas Ad©. Trust they wTill be on the air regularly. Please convey my thanks and appreciation to them.’
HISTORY AND POLITICAL CLUB HEARS BRANCH PROF.
Varied Program Afforded Embryo Politicians as They Meet in Honorary Society at Home of Professor Malcolm.
An address by Doctor Hanes, Professor of Political Science at Southern Branch and promient author and international authority in political science, was the central object of interest at the meeting of the History and Political Science Honorary Society at the home of Professor Malcolm of the Southern California Political Science Department, last Thursday evening.
Preceeding the address by Doctor Hanes, Mrs. Malcolm presented several delightful vocal ond whistling solos.] A large attendance was present as is always the case with this honorary society inas much as it is said to be the strongest honorary society on the campus.
The subject of Professor Hanes address was ‘A Judicial Review of
JOURNALISTS HOLD HOMECOMING FETE
The Southern California Journal club’s homecoming meeting was held Thursday afternoon at four o’clock in the social hall of the Women’s Residence building. A talk by Dr. A. Watt, vocal selections by Mrs. Samuel Mars-den, and a play’directed by Miss Florence Hubbard of the School of Speech were generously received by the large and responsive audience.
The Journal club, an organization of women majoring in Engllsn, furnished an exceptionally fine program for the returning graduates. Dr. Homer A. Watt of New York University, spoke
TICKETS LIMITED
Highest Type of Entertainment Planned for Biggest Crowd Before Holidays.
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Engraved bids will go on sale early this week, according to Bob Service, chairman of the finance committee of the Junior Prom. The ticket booth in the arcade will be opened on Tuesday, it is expected.
That only Juniors and Seniors will be admitted to the revelry of the “big” event, is to be insured by the limited sale of tickets. A careful check is to be made whereby it will be impossible for underclassmen to attend the formal, unless accompanying or being ac companied by a member of the junloi or senior class|
To prevent duplication the tickets have been printed in the form of an engraved bid, with a door card enclosed. As one of the many souvenirs oi the Promenade, the tods may be kept by their purchaser.
It is expected that a rush on the box office will result on Tuesday when the window slides up for ticket sales Dates having been made since the an nouncement of the date of the promenade necessitate the immediat purchase of the tickets before the numbei is exhausted. Only two hundred and fifty bids will be sold, it is announced.
Underclass aspirants to a look-in on the one big social event of the* yeai are informed that it will be necessary to date an upper class co-ed for the night of December, to present all qualifications and proof, and to have the ticket mailed to the Junior or Senior girl in order to be sure of buying a bid.
GAME IS SLOW EXHIBITION; IOWA DELAYS TILT; 66,000 JAM BOWL
“Cowboy” Kutsch Fails to Startle Crowd; Drury, Lee, Laraneta, Kaer and Cook Stars of S. C. Backfield; Trojans in Unimpressive Victory Over Eastern Eleven.
BY PAULCHURCHILL Four in a row! That’s what the Trojans made it Saturday when they forced the Iowa Hawk-eyes to fall in line behind Penn State, Syracuse, and Missouri to the tune of 18-0, the fourth consecutive intersectional victory for Southern California.
The game itself was rather drab and uninteresting. The Iowa team seemed appreciably affected by the unaccustomed wamth of the Southern California climate, or else were sadly out of condition. They took time out after nearly every other play and took plenty of more time to call their signals, causing the game to drag until just before the final gun sounded, it was so dark that the ball could hardly be seen even with the aid of the Coliseum spot-lights.
Laraneta and Lee were the outstanding stars for Southern California. Throughout the first half, Laraneta ploughed his way through the center of Iowa’s line for first down after first down. Larry scored the first touchdown and pulled his team out of danger on three separate occasions by intercepting Iowa passes in the dangerous territory. In the last half Jones shifted Laraneta to the halfback position and placed Bob Lee at fullback. Bob came through with a big bang and continued the assault on the forward wall. Several times Bob knifed his way through for ten to fifteen yards.
Morley Drury was injured in the second quarter and Jones kept him from the rest of the fray till after dark. His choice of plays was excellent a nd shone brightly in comparison with the play in the second half. He carried the ball for 22 yards on a double pass play in the second period and gained considerably for a marked man.
Morton Kaer was right there on returning punts. He took several on the run and his thirty-yard ------------------< return of Graham’s boot from midfleld
K. F. I, RALLY BIG [placed the pigskin in position for the
Debate Tryouts to Begin Today for Varsity Squad
Written Constitutions.” He is consid- f ered one of the outstanidng authorities1. cn Pau* Bunyan, lumberjack.” Dr. Judicial Interpretation of Written 11 att s speech was exceptionally humorous and interesting. This was the
on
Constitutions.
In his address he pointed out the distinctiveness of America’s practice of having the courts pass on the validity of legislative acts. He pointed out that the custom of other countries is otherwise: that is, the legislature is the final authority. He traced the growth of this practice in the United States and what few foreign countries it is practiced.
He dealt with the various opinions as to the growing attitude toward limiting the authority of the courts in this respect. He gave some of the proposed methods for remedying this practice: first, the recall of judicial decisions; second, the requiring of an extraordinary majority to remedy judicial acts; third, educating our judges, and fourth, he quoted Jefferson—“Judges, like other men, like to enlarge their jurisdiction, and judges, like other men, should be kept in their places.”
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speaker’s first appearance before a local organization. Dr. Watts is here as an exchange professor for Dr. Wann, who is at New York university
this winter.
Mrs. Samuel Marsden gave several vocal solos. Miss Woodworth played the accompaniment. Mrs. Marsden graciously responded with several encores, all of which were greatly enjoyed by those in attendance. This may be the last public appearance of Mrs. Marsden for some time as she plans to leave early next year to study music in Milan.
A play, “For Distinguish Service,” was given under the direction of Miss Florence Hubbard of the School of Speech. Those in the cast were Mary Jean Rogers, Julia Miller, and Mary Bryant. The play carried out the Homecoming theme of the occasion.
The room was attractively decorat ed for the event. Cardinal and Gold furnished the scheme for the decoration.
LAWYERS HOLD FIRST RALLY IN NEW BUILDING
Songs, Yells, Stunts and Speeches Feature Introduction of Rallies Into New Campus Building.
Adjourning from the flag-raising in front of Bovard to the School of Law, the lawyers held their first rally in their newr building Friday morning. George Jordan was in charge of the program, and Don Cameron briefly explained the purpose of the rally.
Archie Lewis led a few yells for the Trojan varsity; and Bernard and Babcock displayed many variations of the Charleston for the edification of the young attorneys. Frankie Seweii was found in the library studying and had to contribute an original dance as his penance. Joy Greenberg had to obey the summons of popular opinion and do the light fantastic also.
Flowers were presented to Dean Porter in token of the regard the school holds for him and his achievement in getting the new building for the school.
Wes Woodford and Terrel De Lapp put on a couple of original skits, and were followed by Chet Dolley, Bruce Baxter and Mr. van Etten who gave brief pep talks for the Iowa game.
Roy Cohen upheld the honors of the Freshman class by dancing and singing a la Ukelele Ike and the rally was concluded with a big T and the singing of Alma Mater.
Malcolm Stevens, managing editor of “The Tripoid,” Trinity college paper, has been suspended for a month for criticizing a chapel address by Dean Edward T. Troxnell.
The Dean was quoted as saying, “It is our duty in college to desregard the individual and turn out a Trinity type.”
Stevenson's treason lay in the following remarks:
“Better be a radical with a beard and a bomb than a type—a goose-step-per—a man without brains enough or courage enough to declare himself.”— American Campus.
Tryouts for the Southern California debating team wrill commence this aft-ternoon at 4:15, according to Sam Gates, manager of the debating team. On account of the unusually large number of students trying out for the squad, they had to be put in separate divisions, one division speaking tcday and one tomorrow.
Ray Brennan, captain of this year’s team, stated that never before in the history of S. C. had there been sucn a large anount of excellent material endeavoring to make the squad. Everything points, he said, to one of the most successful years in Southern California debating.
In order to give the embryo debators more experience in the forensic line, a series of debates will be held this year betwee^ our Frosh squad and teams representing the various Junior Colleges of the Southland, according to Bill Henley.
Those students trying out for the team today or tomorrow are requested by the managers to be at the appointed place at the alloted time, and to be sure to speak in the order named.
SUCCESS THURSDAY
Homecoming Featured at One of Best Broadcasting Events of School Year.
Percy Rhyne, promising candidate for center on the Varsity football team at the University of Georgia, works in a beauty parlor at Atlanta.
Little Rock College holds the record for scoring the largest number of points in a football game. The college opened its season against Mountain Home and collected 183 points in the sixty minutes of play.
The rally program presented over K. F. I. Thursday night was a decided success, according to listeners-in who report that numbers by the Trojan Tooters , selections from the triple quartette of the Men’s Glee Club, the talks by Captain Hobbs Adams and L. L. Elliot, coptain of the Iowa team of 1893 and the skit on “Trials of a He-Man at a Football Game,” came quite distinctly over the air.
Holding the center of attention as far as far as the unusualness of their appearance was concerned, were the talks by L. L. Elliot and Hobbs Adams. Elliot has been a resident of Southern California for twenty-five yeors and admitted that his loyalty had become divided between his Alma Mater, Iowa and the Trojans and that a victory by either team would be pleasing to him. Captain Hobbs Adams expressed the opionion of the squad as to the importance of the gome and promised that they would fight thru-out the whole game.
The triple quartette from he Men’s Glee Club, under the direcion of Leo Csmeron, sang several group numbers including the Iowa Corn song famous the country over. They also sang a number of Trojan songs and aided in putting on the skit.
The playlet entitled “Trials of a He-
first Trojan score. Mort went pretty
well on his favorite off-tackle plays also.
Bill Cook was at quarter during most of the second half and clicked off some fine runs in mid-field. His safety work was beautiful to watch.
The play of every Trojan linesman stood out like the proverbial lighthouse. Many thought that Jeff Cravath might meet his Waterloo playing opposite the 222-pound Iowa captain, but Jeff was everywhere, intercepting passes, running interference, smearing plays, and from the way Laraneta and Lee went through center, he was no slouch at opening holes.
For Iowa, the brilliant, though infrequent, gains of “Cowboy” Kutsch and the punting of Graham were the high lights. The Trojans stopped the Cowboy on most of his little rides, but he squirmed through for five or six yards several times and ran for twenty yards in the dark on the last, play ot the day. He tossed one pass to Schir- * mer for a twenty yards gain in the first period, but moat of his other heaves were incomplete. r • ' -
The first touchdown came m the first seven minutes of play. Following the kickoff the teams exchanged punts, and Drury's boot rolled out of bounds on the four yard line. Graham punted back from behind his goal line—a beautiful kick, nearly sixty yards*— and Kaer slipped back for thirty yards midst some wonderful interference. Kaer plowed through for six more yards and Larry smashed the line for first down with eight yards to go. Drury made six, and then Manual Lar-
aneta dove across the last line for the Man at a Football Game,” involved J six points. Drury failed to convert
the difficulties of a young man who has taken a girl to the big game, the latter not understanding what it is all (CONTINUED ON PAGE TWO)
STUDENTS, HERE’S A NEW CREED:
“MAKE AN ENEMY A DAY”—TRY IT
By CHARLES WRIGHT	3 ^
Making enemies is a very ancient fast offers a splendid opportunity to
and time-honored profession. Yet how few individuals know the exact process of attaining proficiency in this rare art. Nietzche said, “If you would rise in the world, make enemies.” No
sound the note that will determine the tone of the entire day.. When you are seated, proceed to crab about the quality of the food. Tell about the delicacies you like that are really miss-
tiuer word was ever spoken than this ing. This always makes you a per
terse bit of advice. But you say, “How can I attain a high order of skill in the art of making enemies?” The answer is simple. You must dedicate yourself to the proposition of,jnaking at least one enemy a day. Remember that practice makes perfect and that strict adherence to the following simple process is indispensable to, the making of an adept On rising in tlie morning, stub your toe on the bed post. , This will put you in an ideal frame of mind. After you haTe found the missing, collar button —you are in a perfect mood for breakfast. As you come to the table, assume as soar on expression as possible. Remember that the family break-
sonality at the table. Fail to eat all of what is set before you. You are then in a mood to proceed to the University of Southern California. ’
When you arrive for the eight o'clock class, loiter around for at least thirty minutes. Remember that the professor will notice you If you come in late. Your coming in late tfill bring you a good deal closer to the instructor thin would- otherwise be the case. He will feel that you ar-different from the other members of the class. When he calls upon you to answer a question, evade it as much as possible. This will give him the idea that you possess a superior mind.
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Iowa had their only chance in the second quarter whon they recovered Drury’8 fumble on the 32-yard line. Kutsch made two yards and then elected to pass. Two passes were incoa’ plete. The Trojan defense against passes was iron-clad throughout the afternoon. On the ne^t play, the Cow boy tossed the ball right into the arms of Laraneta who ran and dodged his way back for twenty yards. Never again were th* Trojan* in danger tiU late in the fourth quarter. Ir was then so dark and almost anything could get by, and 3ince Iowa had the ball they made the best of it. They started on their 25 yard line and in three plays had the ball on 6. C.'s 2C-yartf mark when rhu gun sounded
■Southern CalKoroia kept posjeyyr-m of the ball raoat of the second haji. Three times they had the ball on Iowa’s three yard line. Twice Iowa held but the third time Cook dropped back and tossed a pass to Laraneta for the second touehdown Lee did most of the heavy work on the drives down the field, but Coo!” took tne ball himself with the touchdowns in sight instead of letting Boo complete his work. ■	:i'- -
Graham's ten-yard fluke kick brought the Trojans the opportunity (CONTINUED ON PAGE THREET)