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------ On the Lookout Fitting Day Women Writers Girls Expensive Day Is Symbolic Mere Man in Arrears Women Reign On Campus Today it Sou California Mere Man Takes Wall Flower Job FITTING IS THE ONLY comment to be made for the selection of today ; Vol. XIV as Women's Day. Los Angeles, California, Tuesday, June 5, 1923 No. 99 But a few years ago the ladies of the land were given a chance to vote; today local women, representative of the whole nation, are given a chance to express themselves at the polls here in the Los Angeled municipal elections. Women, then. should celebrate this day as a symbol of recognition for th*" influence they play in national life. To give them control of the campus is fitting; it is an opportunity for them to outdo themselves in their efforts to "show up” the men. GAIL WINS GOLF TITLE IN TOURNEY Tribute Paid To Women By “Mere Trojan Male” Cyril Gail, Dental Contestant, Cops First Annual U. S. C. Golf Championship BEATS LUCAS *7 UP YES. THE WOMEN are responsible for the edition of the “Trojan” today. ♦ There are fifteen women on the reportorial staff of the student newspaper. Giving them an opportunity to put out an edition of their own only confirms their belief that they are as well fitted for journalistic work as are the men. Women have always played a large part in the newspaper and writing game at U. S. C.,—here's hoping they will continue to do so. GIVING THE GIRLS a medium of expression via the “Trojan” is only a method of condensing what the women have to talk about every day, anyway. The fair sex themselves admit that they express their own thoughts every day, so why not give them the chance to write down what they are thinking? BUT WOMEN’S DAY is symbolic of the part women have come to play in this world. Everyone knows that the women work in a quiet, definite manner for their own welfare, for the benefit of the home, and for the advancement of whatever field of endeavor they choose to enter. The celebration of Women’s Day is in recognition of the services the women give to public and private life, much as the celebration of Mother's Day is in honor of the mothers who are the guiding forces back of every great movement. Russel Turner NX-ins Flight; Pruden Takes Third; Linck Cops Fourth Cyril Gaif, cientai student, is golf champion of the University of Southern California. Gail won his title Thu'aflay afternoon by defeating H. Lucas 7 up and C to go in the final match of the first Might of the first annual t*. S. C. golf tournament. Gail was master of tlie situation all the way through. His drives were good, and his approach shots deadly in their accuracy. In putting, thc man from the tooth pulling establishment was at his best. Gail has been following the game for some time, and plays a brand of golf that is hard to beat. The man from dental plays around a course in the eighties regularly, when he is 'ight. In the second flight Turner defeated Rupert Quinn 4 up and 2 to go in the most hotly contested match of the day. Quinn took an early lead which he held up to the sixth hole. From there on Turner began to hit his stride, and at the end of the 16th hole itad won the match. Leo Pruden, another dental student. beat Dick Ringo, 3 up and 2 to go in the third flight, and the fourth flight also went to a dent. A. J. Linck defeated Moser 5 up and 3 to go in this match. With the University championship, and three out of four flights going to them, the dents say that the only thing they regret is that they did not have a man entered in the second flight so they could have made a clean sweep. Dear Girls: You asked me to write a feature about you—about women. You said that I knew all about them. Great heavens! girls, you have exposed me; you have publicly proclaimed me before the world. Now why did you do it? Think what may happen to me! Will I be allowed to run at large? But yes, it is true; I must come to at last— I—I—I know all about women! But, would you believe it, all this knowledge does not make me Second the least cynical! Honest, darn* it, I love ’em, all of ’em, all of you. God bless ’em! But, girls, I cannot, with all my great knowledge, write a feature about you. My word, your glorious sex, who have so many features! Now how, for instance, can 1 write a “feature5” about the light that lies iti woman’s eyes when 1 am all the time calling up mental pictures of hair that is beautifully golden, lips that arc—oh, well. Features? ¥0*11 are all feature. As much as 1 know about you, and as much as 1 know that were I poring diligently over se'ies treatise, were you to smile at me, hang it. in the w.p.b. would go serious treatise, I n’ecer’thing. REPRODUCE U.S.C. PLAY ON JUNE 11 Ebell Club House To Be Scene of “Alice-Sit-By-the F ire" CHICAGO MEET ONLY WEEK OFF Trojan Track Trio Works Overtime Preparing For Championship Meet In East S. C. HAS STRONG CHANCES Otto Anderson. Yale Martz, Norman Anderson Expects To Cop Points In Contests Annual Women’s Day Opens At Three This Afternoon ORIGINAL Club CAST RETAINED and Liked Trojan Play Asked 1 o Have It Restaged SUBLIME POETRY Oh, girls, 1 know you alright. How Finesse of technique will mark the reproducing of “Alice Sit-By-the Ffre,” which is to be given June 11, for the Ebell Club, at the club house, accord- With less than a meek to put on the brimming' over with excitement, finishing polish before their trip tp activity and entertainment. Chicago, Yale Martz, Otto Anderson Long weeks of planning and and Norman Anderson are being working have accomplished prom-worked overtime by Coach Cromwell ising results, itnd the following with the idea that every extra quar events have been arranged to ter second counts. make up the program of the day: Martz has been doing phenomenal PROGRAM FOLLOWS work and with six days more training 3:0Q-Registration ought to stand a good chance of break-1 3:00 t0 4:30-Athletic events on P.o ing his own records. Rated as the best quarter-miler on the coast, Martz is scheduled to walk awny with his ; two events—100 yard dash and 220-yard dash. i Otto Anderson is spending all his j spare time getting up an extra high 1 polish, for he is expecting much com j Women’s Day! And the lovely ladies are in command of the Trojan stronghold. With song, dance and fee sting they are planning to celebrate this day when they will have not only the last word in every master, but every other word that is uttered. Honor guests of the day will be *---- the visiting high school girls, -p* T')r\T'\ 'T'F' T} C among whom doubtless will be 1\L^1 \Jl\ 1 discovered many U. S. C, co-eds of the future. For the special benefit of these honored ones, every moment of the day will be GET AWARDS IN CHAPEL Executive Committee of A. S. B. Grant Recognition to Staff Workers i 4: 30 have listened enraptured to my i in^ ,0 Hubbard, of the School of MERE MAN MUST TAKE a back seat today and act the wallflower. While the women are priding themselves upon having a monopoly of the campus, the men will probably go out and play golf, or make dates to take the pretty young things to a show after the fashion parade on the Auditorium stage in the afternoon. - To make the event a real one, the Girls Weep Over Trojan Poll- ‘ONLY MAN’ GETS SHOWER OF TEARS FROM THE CO-EDS women h«ve invited the men to attend ail functions, including the athletic contests to be held on Bovard Field sometime during the afternoon. tician Who Sought Votes to Office and Not Hearts you poetry, my tuneful singing to a tuneful ukelele, and oh, how you have simulated the deep mood. Ah gee, I thought you were cruel to go home and laugh about it afterwards. The worlds that‘1 would conquer! And how you listened all of you. all fifteen —or is it 1500—of you, and your eyes glowed. Bess you, I know you were just kidding me, but would you believe it„ P don’t care a hang. No, Misses, I don’t care the least bit; I’m kind of glad of it, in fact. Fancyr talking like that to a man! And a fellow you know just has to talk like that some time in his career to somebody. And girls. I hereby, in tbe name of all men, whether they are willing or no, thank you a thousand times for listening to me, and to us. We had to get our dreams off our chests somehow, and you were there to hear them. Meh’s vanity must at times amuse you, girls, but you understand men, I suppose. They are just silly braggarts, or elile outright liars, but any how you know them. How you can puff a man up at the slightest whim! Why. a man philosopher, for instance, would rather win the praise of a beau (CONTINUED OX EAST PAOE) Speech. “The original campus cast has been in rehearsal for the last two weeks,” continued Miss Hubbard, “and, as the audience will be one of the most representative and critical in the city, we are working hard to get as finished a production as possible. ORIGINAL CAST petition from Charles Rrookin, the Iowa speed demon who recently tore four-fifths of a second from the former world’s record of 23 4-5 seconds. It’s going to take everything Otto has to make an impression on that mark. Norman is plugging away at the shot and discus and trying to trim off , a little of his 235 pounds. Since most 1 of that weight is pure muscle, the blond boy is pretty sure of coming ; “It pays to take a play of literary 1 out somewhere very near the top in value because of the worth of the 1 tbe shot and a point or two to the lines. The cast say that the more they play it, the more they get out of it, and I have found that unusual.” The cast is as follows: Alice Grey—the frivolouos mother.. ...................Lucile McMurrin Amy Grey—the serious - m i n d e d daughter .............Ruth Canary Cosmo Grey—the thirteen-year-old brother........H. Bronson Howard Colonel Grey..........Mont McMillan Genieva Dunbar.........Clare Raufer Richardson ...........Plioeve Disc ho Nurse................Alta Belle Ross Maid ............Georgia Bennetheim Stephen Rollo..........Harold Berry good in the discus. With the exception of Ralph Hills of Princeton, Norman isn’t expecting much serious competition, and while none of the men are planning to startle the world, still they may give the A. A. U. a thing or two to arbitrate about. vard Field. Program in Bovard Auditorium 1. Piano Solo- Rhapsody in 0 Minor. Marv Taylor 2. Sunset Girls’ Quartette—Land of Sky Blue Watef, Moon Drops Low Isabel Smith, Frances Orth, Maybelle Thomas. Flor ence Jones 3. Chinese Dance Iris Keenle 4. Vocal Solo—The Star Dawn. Elizabeth Mottern 5. Reading—Selected. Mrs. Rachel Graves Smith C. Girls' Quartette — Four Leaf Clover, Milliken Man. 5:15—Supper on North Lawn. 6:30—Junior-Senior Torch Procession. COMMEMMORATE ‘TROJAN’ Pins Shape of Pen With Trojan Head Emblazoned on Black Background Members of the Trojan staff who have met the requirements of the Executive Committee ruling regarding the amount of work to be done in or^ der to receive official student body recognition for staff work will be presented with Trojan pins today. It was originally planned to give the pins to the newswriters during chapel hour but due to a lack of time, Dudley Hayes, student body president, wilt read t/ie names of those receiving the pins and state why the Executive Committee is giving the recognition. For two years a constant effort has been made to get the Executive Committee to give official A. S. B. recognition for constant and faithful work on the “Trojan,” according to Lowell Jesson, editor of the paper. It was Since the program does not begin members ot the Mat! until 3 o’clock, afternoon classes will TROJANS GET THIRD PLACE be held as usual, contrary to the rumor that has been going the rounds to the effect that classes would be dismissed at noon. STONIER SPEAKS AT CONVENTION PRE-LEG MEETS Pre-Legal Society will meet on Wednesday night at the Y hut at 7 o’clock. Executive Secretary Harold J. T\T \ D r* TTA/TI?\T'T' atoni,ir wiM return ,his evening from {IN IvVJ U IVllLIN 1 Catalina, where he was the principal --speaker at the closing session of the Miss Lucille W'ill Wins $50; Red- I convention of the California Automo-lands U. Gets First* S. B. bile Trade Association, held there this U. C. Cops Second ! 'veek' The subJect Dr Stonier’s Willie Vacates Campus While ‘ Women Reign ’ (Wooden Horse’ To Appear On Campus Next Thursday U. S. C.'s literary magazine, “The Wooden Horse, Dear Folks: Well, mater, as the frat men say, I guess 1 won’t be to school today per account of the women usurping the campus for their own use or words to those effect. They is gonna pass the 1 buck or something. Gonna let the lower light be burning with a torch. Anyhow school is purtineer over and I has the string fever and can't study. I sure do meet the foolishestes people. 1 is like a magot or one of them things what attracts. A nut come up to me the other day and began to talk to me. He made me mad. Hi.s last name was Watt. They called him “Kilo” and he sure was a bright bird, sparking abound on the campufs. Kilo says who's that man with the big pipe in his mouth and 1 says “Must be the Senior Smoke they talk about.” I wanted to see how ignorant he was and I asks him how many wars the U. S. has had and he says five. 1 says “Enumerate them’’ and he says “First, second, third, fourth, fifth.” Ain't he brilliant. Oh. yes—bah! ADAM AND EVA He won’t pay for his subscription to tbe Trojan cause the salesman told “Alas. alas. I thought I was the only one.” and a medium sized brown-eyed girl patted her eyes affectionately with a dainty white handkerchief. “Oh. I'll never trust another man.” And she of the dripping lashes gave a vicious glare at an innocent looking Trojan. ——-- I drew nearer^and ventured to take U. S. C.’s literary magazine, “The Wooden Horse,’’ will pcsi- a look at the unfortunate paper which tively appear on the campus next Thursday morning. Originally seemed to be causing such untold sor- scheduled to come out today, the magazine has been delayed on ac- row to this brown-eyed Miss, lt was count of difficulties arising frcm printing. “The ‘Wooden Horse’ none other than last Tuesday’s paper will be out nearly at the end of the semester,’’ admitted Editor E. and perfectly harmless, or so it seemed Wesley Adams, in an interview yesterday. “But,” he added, “you to me. As there were no death or know, it pays to keep good things for the end.” flunk notices on the page which seem- A copy of the “Wooden Horse” : * ed to be holding her attention. I has its advantages just before exdeigned to ask the cause of her grief, animations, according to Mary “Oh, blub, blub." she sighed. “Just Jane Collins, assistant editor. “I iooi» at that," and she pointed to a am certain,” said Miss Collins short story on the southeast corner yesterday, “that after reading of the tront page, it's that. He’s go- some of the material in the maga-ing to be married and I thought that zine no one will be afraid 0f the he loved me.” horrors of finals. On the other his eyes talk j hand, the ‘Wooden Horse,’ read “Oh, you poor little girl,” I sympa-, after examinations, will help thized. “Do tell me about it." greatly in leading to recovery. I i ll never be happy again. To think | expect to do some reading after he is going to marry anyone else.” every ‘ex.’ I particularly advise address Line.” SCHOOL OF SPEECH GRADUATES RECITE Senior recitals of Mrs. Sarah Taft Somers and Miss Theresa Maloy, of the School of Speech, will form the program to be feiven Thursday evening, June 7, in the chapel of the Old Sollege, at eight-fifteen. Mrs. Somers will give a lecture recital, the subject being Contemporary I But what made you think he loved students in my classes to secure American Poets. you :' 1 asked; "Did he say so?" copies of the magazine. They sure “Oh. no, but his eyes did. And we will need it.” played together for so long. Every day for a week and he never even PROFS POETICAL mentioned that other one. Do you suppose there could be some mistake?’’ The common belief that #-profs. are the most prosaic things under afrail1 not-'' 1 was ,orcl’d t0 the skv vill he conclusively dis. .y. • You know _the Trojan is al- prowd j„ thc coming ;ssu(, ,hc “Wooden Horse.” Dr. Louis Wann and Professor Roy T. Thompson of the English department have both contributed poetry written in the eaily spring 0f this say ways authentic. But tell me which one is it?” As there were quite a number of Romeos mentioned in that him that in a short time it would pay fatal story I could not make out just for itself. He sure is bright. His wi,0 the guilty party was. nose is always shiny. The first time With a wail the weeping girl di-I .... I met him he made a lasting impres- vulged the fickle one’s name. year. In order to satisfy those sion on me. Ii was on a golf court and Well, anyway, I traveled on and. lo " ‘° ™a' skeptical about the he hit me in the head with a golf and behold, scarcely had I trod more ball. He yelled “Four" but I only felt than a few, feet when my eves espied one of them. Good thing the others another weeping damsel. I approached missed me. less shyly than I had the first. He is stuck on a department store Her tale was much the same as the girl and can’t get department stores brown eyed one. A romance of a possibilities of professorial poetry, the- “Wooden Horse” is also publishing student poetry by Nellie Whybark. Betty Frasee and Mary Matlieson. The “Wooden Horse” is an official Miss Maloy will present “How He Lied to Her HuBband,” by the celebrated George Bernard Shaw. Mrs. Somers and Miss Maloy extend to all their friends a cordial invitation to be present at their commencement program. GIRLS TENNIS CLUB There will be a meeting of the Girls’ Tennis Club today immediately after Miss Lucille Will, representing the University of Southern California, won third place in the oratorical contest held in Bovard Auditorium, Friday evening, in which representatives from nearly every institution of higher learning in this state were entered. A majority of first place selections from the individual judges was received by the Trojan orator, but the final average, including secondary standings, accorded the third prize of fifty dollars to Miss Will. The first award went to Merrill Brininstool. Redlands University, the second to William Berger, S. C. S. B. Miss Will was the only woman speaker, and the first to represent U. s. c. forensicaiiv. Her subject was free to do as they please. Several “Woman and the Constitution.” of the members have planned on a musical program was furnished staying in Chicago, where they in-by Dean w. F. skVeie of the College tend to spend their time in study, of Music. while several have planned on go- intensive study ing to Europe for the summer. The theme was the same for all of Harry Hardin, business manager the orations, an interpretation of the: for the tour, and to whom much American Constitution. The meeting credit is due for the responsibility who were putting in from nine to twenty hours of work each week on an essential student body work should receive- some recognition for their « faithful and important work in the university, the^same as football men are rewarded with letters. This year the Executive Committee accepted the advice of the men working for the staff members and voted to give pins to writers who have given two years of consistent, conscientious. industrial work on the paper; to others who have attained editors’ positions in one year. These qualifications, two years’ continuous, satisfactory service or attainment of a Erasing the Frontier tlesl. po8ition have been met by 16 (CONTINUED ON LAST PAOE) was held in conjunction with, and closed, a state wide, intensive study of the Constitution by more than eight thousand students in both the secondary schools and universities of California. Through the various elimination contests and (discussions of the subject at the meetings of clubs and chapel in the Old College chapel. As largest that e.ver attended an orator-this is the last meeting of the year, ical contest in Bovard Auditorium, and it is important for all to attend. exhibited considerable enthusiasm. --— j Speaking of the oration delivered by STUDENT FELLOWSHIP 1 Miss Will, Prof. Blanks stated that it Regular meetings will be d'.scontin- j ^as a “most unusual speech from the ued for remainder*of year, but Miss | standpoint of originality of theme and other organizations, the aggregate au- tired in strictly summer outfits, white dience having been interested has ex- trousers, shirt and shoes, while they ceeded 300,000 people. To increase will wear black ties and U. S. C. belts, interest in and respect for the Consti-; For the benefit of those who expect tution of the LTnited States has been i to be in the East this summer Harry the object of the undertaking. . Hardin has given out the list of dates , According to Prof. A. F. Blanks, the of the concerts at the various places audience on Friday evening was the where concerts will be given. BOOKED ENGAGEMENTS June 10 and 11—Ogden.'Utah. Glee Club Starts East Next Thursday Evening Thursday night, June 7, the U. S. C. Men’s Glee Club will leave for the much-planned eastern trip to Chicago. Exactly at 8:05 Thursday twenty songsters wiil embark for San Francisco in a private car ,arranged especially for the trip, and then will journey eastward. Various stops will be made along the way, which will take up three weeks’ time. A farewell concert will be given in Chapel Thursday. The trip will last five weeks altogether and the men will disembark at Chicago, where they are *-----------—-- FINAL PRESS CLUB DINNER 1TIIS NOON Press Club will celebrate the coming of final examinations, the passing of the club gavel, and the Initiation of the new members, at a High Noon Luncheon, to be given at twelve o’clock today at the University Inn, corner of University and Jefferson. As the miniature banquet is the last affair of the year for Press Club members, it is expected over thirty-flv® scribes, active or static, will attend. Initiates will entertain v ith selections from original poetic compositions. Members who have not reserved places may do so up until noon, as the management can accommodate ten extra places above the thirty al-* ready reserved. lie has taken in hooking the trip, will go to France, where he expects to study voice culture. PURPOSE OF TOUR The purpose of this tour is to act as an advertising agent for the $10,-000,000 campaign which the University is carrying on. The men will be at- off his mind. He said that Adam met week, fibbing eyes, and now an en- campus publication. Recognizing the Eve *t the rib-encounter. Took me gagement, but also and alack, with nee^ of a literary magazine on the .CONTINUED ON PAGE 2} (CONTINUED ON PAGE 2) (CONTINUED OW PAGE 5) » I Jessie Dodge White, secretary of he National Organization, may visit us in the next few days, and if so. a special meeting will be called. Watch bulletin board for announcement. logical argument.” Continuing fur-them, he declared: “From a standpoint of technique, Miss Will won the most enthusiastic approval from the audience for her platform presence. (CONTINUED ON PAGfii 4> June 12—Salt Lake City, Utah. June 16 to 23—Denver, Colorado. June 24 Phillisburge, Kansas, which is the home of Howard Bridegroom, one of the members of the Glee Club. June 25 to July 2—Omaha, Nebraska. July 3 \ alley', Nebraska. July 2 to 9—Moline, Illinois, the home of another member of the Club, Ray Cowley. From Moline the Glee Club will go OXFORD CLUB The Oxford Club will have its last meeting this year today. Tuesday June 5th. at 12 noon, in the “Y” Hut. A luncheon will be served at a very reasonable price. Every member of the club should be present at this meeting, in particular the retiring and the newly elected officers. direct to Chicago, where they will spend the remainder of their time. The boys will sing a week at one of the big Chicago cheater?.
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Full text | ------ On the Lookout Fitting Day Women Writers Girls Expensive Day Is Symbolic Mere Man in Arrears Women Reign On Campus Today it Sou California Mere Man Takes Wall Flower Job FITTING IS THE ONLY comment to be made for the selection of today ; Vol. XIV as Women's Day. Los Angeles, California, Tuesday, June 5, 1923 No. 99 But a few years ago the ladies of the land were given a chance to vote; today local women, representative of the whole nation, are given a chance to express themselves at the polls here in the Los Angeled municipal elections. Women, then. should celebrate this day as a symbol of recognition for th*" influence they play in national life. To give them control of the campus is fitting; it is an opportunity for them to outdo themselves in their efforts to "show up” the men. GAIL WINS GOLF TITLE IN TOURNEY Tribute Paid To Women By “Mere Trojan Male” Cyril Gail, Dental Contestant, Cops First Annual U. S. C. Golf Championship BEATS LUCAS *7 UP YES. THE WOMEN are responsible for the edition of the “Trojan” today. ♦ There are fifteen women on the reportorial staff of the student newspaper. Giving them an opportunity to put out an edition of their own only confirms their belief that they are as well fitted for journalistic work as are the men. Women have always played a large part in the newspaper and writing game at U. S. C.,—here's hoping they will continue to do so. GIVING THE GIRLS a medium of expression via the “Trojan” is only a method of condensing what the women have to talk about every day, anyway. The fair sex themselves admit that they express their own thoughts every day, so why not give them the chance to write down what they are thinking? BUT WOMEN’S DAY is symbolic of the part women have come to play in this world. Everyone knows that the women work in a quiet, definite manner for their own welfare, for the benefit of the home, and for the advancement of whatever field of endeavor they choose to enter. The celebration of Women’s Day is in recognition of the services the women give to public and private life, much as the celebration of Mother's Day is in honor of the mothers who are the guiding forces back of every great movement. Russel Turner NX-ins Flight; Pruden Takes Third; Linck Cops Fourth Cyril Gaif, cientai student, is golf champion of the University of Southern California. Gail won his title Thu'aflay afternoon by defeating H. Lucas 7 up and C to go in the final match of the first Might of the first annual t*. S. C. golf tournament. Gail was master of tlie situation all the way through. His drives were good, and his approach shots deadly in their accuracy. In putting, thc man from the tooth pulling establishment was at his best. Gail has been following the game for some time, and plays a brand of golf that is hard to beat. The man from dental plays around a course in the eighties regularly, when he is 'ight. In the second flight Turner defeated Rupert Quinn 4 up and 2 to go in the most hotly contested match of the day. Quinn took an early lead which he held up to the sixth hole. From there on Turner began to hit his stride, and at the end of the 16th hole itad won the match. Leo Pruden, another dental student. beat Dick Ringo, 3 up and 2 to go in the third flight, and the fourth flight also went to a dent. A. J. Linck defeated Moser 5 up and 3 to go in this match. With the University championship, and three out of four flights going to them, the dents say that the only thing they regret is that they did not have a man entered in the second flight so they could have made a clean sweep. Dear Girls: You asked me to write a feature about you—about women. You said that I knew all about them. Great heavens! girls, you have exposed me; you have publicly proclaimed me before the world. Now why did you do it? Think what may happen to me! Will I be allowed to run at large? But yes, it is true; I must come to at last— I—I—I know all about women! But, would you believe it, all this knowledge does not make me Second the least cynical! Honest, darn* it, I love ’em, all of ’em, all of you. God bless ’em! But, girls, I cannot, with all my great knowledge, write a feature about you. My word, your glorious sex, who have so many features! Now how, for instance, can 1 write a “feature5” about the light that lies iti woman’s eyes when 1 am all the time calling up mental pictures of hair that is beautifully golden, lips that arc—oh, well. Features? ¥0*11 are all feature. As much as 1 know about you, and as much as 1 know that were I poring diligently over se'ies treatise, were you to smile at me, hang it. in the w.p.b. would go serious treatise, I n’ecer’thing. REPRODUCE U.S.C. PLAY ON JUNE 11 Ebell Club House To Be Scene of “Alice-Sit-By-the F ire" CHICAGO MEET ONLY WEEK OFF Trojan Track Trio Works Overtime Preparing For Championship Meet In East S. C. HAS STRONG CHANCES Otto Anderson. Yale Martz, Norman Anderson Expects To Cop Points In Contests Annual Women’s Day Opens At Three This Afternoon ORIGINAL Club CAST RETAINED and Liked Trojan Play Asked 1 o Have It Restaged SUBLIME POETRY Oh, girls, 1 know you alright. How Finesse of technique will mark the reproducing of “Alice Sit-By-the Ffre,” which is to be given June 11, for the Ebell Club, at the club house, accord- With less than a meek to put on the brimming' over with excitement, finishing polish before their trip tp activity and entertainment. Chicago, Yale Martz, Otto Anderson Long weeks of planning and and Norman Anderson are being working have accomplished prom-worked overtime by Coach Cromwell ising results, itnd the following with the idea that every extra quar events have been arranged to ter second counts. make up the program of the day: Martz has been doing phenomenal PROGRAM FOLLOWS work and with six days more training 3:0Q-Registration ought to stand a good chance of break-1 3:00 t0 4:30-Athletic events on P.o ing his own records. Rated as the best quarter-miler on the coast, Martz is scheduled to walk awny with his ; two events—100 yard dash and 220-yard dash. i Otto Anderson is spending all his j spare time getting up an extra high 1 polish, for he is expecting much com j Women’s Day! And the lovely ladies are in command of the Trojan stronghold. With song, dance and fee sting they are planning to celebrate this day when they will have not only the last word in every master, but every other word that is uttered. Honor guests of the day will be *---- the visiting high school girls, -p* T')r\T'\ 'T'F' T} C among whom doubtless will be 1\L^1 \Jl\ 1 discovered many U. S. C, co-eds of the future. For the special benefit of these honored ones, every moment of the day will be GET AWARDS IN CHAPEL Executive Committee of A. S. B. Grant Recognition to Staff Workers i 4: 30 have listened enraptured to my i in^ ,0 Hubbard, of the School of MERE MAN MUST TAKE a back seat today and act the wallflower. While the women are priding themselves upon having a monopoly of the campus, the men will probably go out and play golf, or make dates to take the pretty young things to a show after the fashion parade on the Auditorium stage in the afternoon. - To make the event a real one, the Girls Weep Over Trojan Poll- ‘ONLY MAN’ GETS SHOWER OF TEARS FROM THE CO-EDS women h«ve invited the men to attend ail functions, including the athletic contests to be held on Bovard Field sometime during the afternoon. tician Who Sought Votes to Office and Not Hearts you poetry, my tuneful singing to a tuneful ukelele, and oh, how you have simulated the deep mood. Ah gee, I thought you were cruel to go home and laugh about it afterwards. The worlds that‘1 would conquer! And how you listened all of you. all fifteen —or is it 1500—of you, and your eyes glowed. Bess you, I know you were just kidding me, but would you believe it„ P don’t care a hang. No, Misses, I don’t care the least bit; I’m kind of glad of it, in fact. Fancyr talking like that to a man! And a fellow you know just has to talk like that some time in his career to somebody. And girls. I hereby, in tbe name of all men, whether they are willing or no, thank you a thousand times for listening to me, and to us. We had to get our dreams off our chests somehow, and you were there to hear them. Meh’s vanity must at times amuse you, girls, but you understand men, I suppose. They are just silly braggarts, or elile outright liars, but any how you know them. How you can puff a man up at the slightest whim! Why. a man philosopher, for instance, would rather win the praise of a beau (CONTINUED OX EAST PAOE) Speech. “The original campus cast has been in rehearsal for the last two weeks,” continued Miss Hubbard, “and, as the audience will be one of the most representative and critical in the city, we are working hard to get as finished a production as possible. ORIGINAL CAST petition from Charles Rrookin, the Iowa speed demon who recently tore four-fifths of a second from the former world’s record of 23 4-5 seconds. It’s going to take everything Otto has to make an impression on that mark. Norman is plugging away at the shot and discus and trying to trim off , a little of his 235 pounds. Since most 1 of that weight is pure muscle, the blond boy is pretty sure of coming ; “It pays to take a play of literary 1 out somewhere very near the top in value because of the worth of the 1 tbe shot and a point or two to the lines. The cast say that the more they play it, the more they get out of it, and I have found that unusual.” The cast is as follows: Alice Grey—the frivolouos mother.. ...................Lucile McMurrin Amy Grey—the serious - m i n d e d daughter .............Ruth Canary Cosmo Grey—the thirteen-year-old brother........H. Bronson Howard Colonel Grey..........Mont McMillan Genieva Dunbar.........Clare Raufer Richardson ...........Plioeve Disc ho Nurse................Alta Belle Ross Maid ............Georgia Bennetheim Stephen Rollo..........Harold Berry good in the discus. With the exception of Ralph Hills of Princeton, Norman isn’t expecting much serious competition, and while none of the men are planning to startle the world, still they may give the A. A. U. a thing or two to arbitrate about. vard Field. Program in Bovard Auditorium 1. Piano Solo- Rhapsody in 0 Minor. Marv Taylor 2. Sunset Girls’ Quartette—Land of Sky Blue Watef, Moon Drops Low Isabel Smith, Frances Orth, Maybelle Thomas. Flor ence Jones 3. Chinese Dance Iris Keenle 4. Vocal Solo—The Star Dawn. Elizabeth Mottern 5. Reading—Selected. Mrs. Rachel Graves Smith C. Girls' Quartette — Four Leaf Clover, Milliken Man. 5:15—Supper on North Lawn. 6:30—Junior-Senior Torch Procession. COMMEMMORATE ‘TROJAN’ Pins Shape of Pen With Trojan Head Emblazoned on Black Background Members of the Trojan staff who have met the requirements of the Executive Committee ruling regarding the amount of work to be done in or^ der to receive official student body recognition for staff work will be presented with Trojan pins today. It was originally planned to give the pins to the newswriters during chapel hour but due to a lack of time, Dudley Hayes, student body president, wilt read t/ie names of those receiving the pins and state why the Executive Committee is giving the recognition. For two years a constant effort has been made to get the Executive Committee to give official A. S. B. recognition for constant and faithful work on the “Trojan,” according to Lowell Jesson, editor of the paper. It was Since the program does not begin members ot the Mat! until 3 o’clock, afternoon classes will TROJANS GET THIRD PLACE be held as usual, contrary to the rumor that has been going the rounds to the effect that classes would be dismissed at noon. STONIER SPEAKS AT CONVENTION PRE-LEG MEETS Pre-Legal Society will meet on Wednesday night at the Y hut at 7 o’clock. Executive Secretary Harold J. T\T \ D r* TTA/TI?\T'T' atoni,ir wiM return ,his evening from {IN IvVJ U IVllLIN 1 Catalina, where he was the principal --speaker at the closing session of the Miss Lucille W'ill Wins $50; Red- I convention of the California Automo-lands U. Gets First* S. B. bile Trade Association, held there this U. C. Cops Second ! 'veek' The subJect Dr Stonier’s Willie Vacates Campus While ‘ Women Reign ’ (Wooden Horse’ To Appear On Campus Next Thursday U. S. C.'s literary magazine, “The Wooden Horse, Dear Folks: Well, mater, as the frat men say, I guess 1 won’t be to school today per account of the women usurping the campus for their own use or words to those effect. They is gonna pass the 1 buck or something. Gonna let the lower light be burning with a torch. Anyhow school is purtineer over and I has the string fever and can't study. I sure do meet the foolishestes people. 1 is like a magot or one of them things what attracts. A nut come up to me the other day and began to talk to me. He made me mad. Hi.s last name was Watt. They called him “Kilo” and he sure was a bright bird, sparking abound on the campufs. Kilo says who's that man with the big pipe in his mouth and 1 says “Must be the Senior Smoke they talk about.” I wanted to see how ignorant he was and I asks him how many wars the U. S. has had and he says five. 1 says “Enumerate them’’ and he says “First, second, third, fourth, fifth.” Ain't he brilliant. Oh. yes—bah! ADAM AND EVA He won’t pay for his subscription to tbe Trojan cause the salesman told “Alas. alas. I thought I was the only one.” and a medium sized brown-eyed girl patted her eyes affectionately with a dainty white handkerchief. “Oh. I'll never trust another man.” And she of the dripping lashes gave a vicious glare at an innocent looking Trojan. ——-- I drew nearer^and ventured to take U. S. C.’s literary magazine, “The Wooden Horse,’’ will pcsi- a look at the unfortunate paper which tively appear on the campus next Thursday morning. Originally seemed to be causing such untold sor- scheduled to come out today, the magazine has been delayed on ac- row to this brown-eyed Miss, lt was count of difficulties arising frcm printing. “The ‘Wooden Horse’ none other than last Tuesday’s paper will be out nearly at the end of the semester,’’ admitted Editor E. and perfectly harmless, or so it seemed Wesley Adams, in an interview yesterday. “But,” he added, “you to me. As there were no death or know, it pays to keep good things for the end.” flunk notices on the page which seem- A copy of the “Wooden Horse” : * ed to be holding her attention. I has its advantages just before exdeigned to ask the cause of her grief, animations, according to Mary “Oh, blub, blub." she sighed. “Just Jane Collins, assistant editor. “I iooi» at that," and she pointed to a am certain,” said Miss Collins short story on the southeast corner yesterday, “that after reading of the tront page, it's that. He’s go- some of the material in the maga-ing to be married and I thought that zine no one will be afraid 0f the he loved me.” horrors of finals. On the other his eyes talk j hand, the ‘Wooden Horse,’ read “Oh, you poor little girl,” I sympa-, after examinations, will help thized. “Do tell me about it." greatly in leading to recovery. I i ll never be happy again. To think | expect to do some reading after he is going to marry anyone else.” every ‘ex.’ I particularly advise address Line.” SCHOOL OF SPEECH GRADUATES RECITE Senior recitals of Mrs. Sarah Taft Somers and Miss Theresa Maloy, of the School of Speech, will form the program to be feiven Thursday evening, June 7, in the chapel of the Old Sollege, at eight-fifteen. Mrs. Somers will give a lecture recital, the subject being Contemporary I But what made you think he loved students in my classes to secure American Poets. you :' 1 asked; "Did he say so?" copies of the magazine. They sure “Oh. no, but his eyes did. And we will need it.” played together for so long. Every day for a week and he never even PROFS POETICAL mentioned that other one. Do you suppose there could be some mistake?’’ The common belief that #-profs. are the most prosaic things under afrail1 not-'' 1 was ,orcl’d t0 the skv vill he conclusively dis. .y. • You know _the Trojan is al- prowd j„ thc coming ;ssu(, ,hc “Wooden Horse.” Dr. Louis Wann and Professor Roy T. Thompson of the English department have both contributed poetry written in the eaily spring 0f this say ways authentic. But tell me which one is it?” As there were quite a number of Romeos mentioned in that him that in a short time it would pay fatal story I could not make out just for itself. He sure is bright. His wi,0 the guilty party was. nose is always shiny. The first time With a wail the weeping girl di-I .... I met him he made a lasting impres- vulged the fickle one’s name. year. In order to satisfy those sion on me. Ii was on a golf court and Well, anyway, I traveled on and. lo " ‘° ™a' skeptical about the he hit me in the head with a golf and behold, scarcely had I trod more ball. He yelled “Four" but I only felt than a few, feet when my eves espied one of them. Good thing the others another weeping damsel. I approached missed me. less shyly than I had the first. He is stuck on a department store Her tale was much the same as the girl and can’t get department stores brown eyed one. A romance of a possibilities of professorial poetry, the- “Wooden Horse” is also publishing student poetry by Nellie Whybark. Betty Frasee and Mary Matlieson. The “Wooden Horse” is an official Miss Maloy will present “How He Lied to Her HuBband,” by the celebrated George Bernard Shaw. Mrs. Somers and Miss Maloy extend to all their friends a cordial invitation to be present at their commencement program. GIRLS TENNIS CLUB There will be a meeting of the Girls’ Tennis Club today immediately after Miss Lucille Will, representing the University of Southern California, won third place in the oratorical contest held in Bovard Auditorium, Friday evening, in which representatives from nearly every institution of higher learning in this state were entered. A majority of first place selections from the individual judges was received by the Trojan orator, but the final average, including secondary standings, accorded the third prize of fifty dollars to Miss Will. The first award went to Merrill Brininstool. Redlands University, the second to William Berger, S. C. S. B. Miss Will was the only woman speaker, and the first to represent U. s. c. forensicaiiv. Her subject was free to do as they please. Several “Woman and the Constitution.” of the members have planned on a musical program was furnished staying in Chicago, where they in-by Dean w. F. skVeie of the College tend to spend their time in study, of Music. while several have planned on go- intensive study ing to Europe for the summer. The theme was the same for all of Harry Hardin, business manager the orations, an interpretation of the: for the tour, and to whom much American Constitution. The meeting credit is due for the responsibility who were putting in from nine to twenty hours of work each week on an essential student body work should receive- some recognition for their « faithful and important work in the university, the^same as football men are rewarded with letters. This year the Executive Committee accepted the advice of the men working for the staff members and voted to give pins to writers who have given two years of consistent, conscientious. industrial work on the paper; to others who have attained editors’ positions in one year. These qualifications, two years’ continuous, satisfactory service or attainment of a Erasing the Frontier tlesl. po8ition have been met by 16 (CONTINUED ON LAST PAOE) was held in conjunction with, and closed, a state wide, intensive study of the Constitution by more than eight thousand students in both the secondary schools and universities of California. Through the various elimination contests and (discussions of the subject at the meetings of clubs and chapel in the Old College chapel. As largest that e.ver attended an orator-this is the last meeting of the year, ical contest in Bovard Auditorium, and it is important for all to attend. exhibited considerable enthusiasm. --— j Speaking of the oration delivered by STUDENT FELLOWSHIP 1 Miss Will, Prof. Blanks stated that it Regular meetings will be d'.scontin- j ^as a “most unusual speech from the ued for remainder*of year, but Miss | standpoint of originality of theme and other organizations, the aggregate au- tired in strictly summer outfits, white dience having been interested has ex- trousers, shirt and shoes, while they ceeded 300,000 people. To increase will wear black ties and U. S. C. belts, interest in and respect for the Consti-; For the benefit of those who expect tution of the LTnited States has been i to be in the East this summer Harry the object of the undertaking. . Hardin has given out the list of dates , According to Prof. A. F. Blanks, the of the concerts at the various places audience on Friday evening was the where concerts will be given. BOOKED ENGAGEMENTS June 10 and 11—Ogden.'Utah. Glee Club Starts East Next Thursday Evening Thursday night, June 7, the U. S. C. Men’s Glee Club will leave for the much-planned eastern trip to Chicago. Exactly at 8:05 Thursday twenty songsters wiil embark for San Francisco in a private car ,arranged especially for the trip, and then will journey eastward. Various stops will be made along the way, which will take up three weeks’ time. A farewell concert will be given in Chapel Thursday. The trip will last five weeks altogether and the men will disembark at Chicago, where they are *-----------—-- FINAL PRESS CLUB DINNER 1TIIS NOON Press Club will celebrate the coming of final examinations, the passing of the club gavel, and the Initiation of the new members, at a High Noon Luncheon, to be given at twelve o’clock today at the University Inn, corner of University and Jefferson. As the miniature banquet is the last affair of the year for Press Club members, it is expected over thirty-flv® scribes, active or static, will attend. Initiates will entertain v ith selections from original poetic compositions. Members who have not reserved places may do so up until noon, as the management can accommodate ten extra places above the thirty al-* ready reserved. lie has taken in hooking the trip, will go to France, where he expects to study voice culture. PURPOSE OF TOUR The purpose of this tour is to act as an advertising agent for the $10,-000,000 campaign which the University is carrying on. The men will be at- off his mind. He said that Adam met week, fibbing eyes, and now an en- campus publication. Recognizing the Eve *t the rib-encounter. Took me gagement, but also and alack, with nee^ of a literary magazine on the .CONTINUED ON PAGE 2} (CONTINUED ON PAGE 2) (CONTINUED OW PAGE 5) » I Jessie Dodge White, secretary of he National Organization, may visit us in the next few days, and if so. a special meeting will be called. Watch bulletin board for announcement. logical argument.” Continuing fur-them, he declared: “From a standpoint of technique, Miss Will won the most enthusiastic approval from the audience for her platform presence. (CONTINUED ON PAGfii 4> June 12—Salt Lake City, Utah. June 16 to 23—Denver, Colorado. June 24 Phillisburge, Kansas, which is the home of Howard Bridegroom, one of the members of the Glee Club. June 25 to July 2—Omaha, Nebraska. July 3 \ alley', Nebraska. July 2 to 9—Moline, Illinois, the home of another member of the Club, Ray Cowley. From Moline the Glee Club will go OXFORD CLUB The Oxford Club will have its last meeting this year today. Tuesday June 5th. at 12 noon, in the “Y” Hut. A luncheon will be served at a very reasonable price. Every member of the club should be present at this meeting, in particular the retiring and the newly elected officers. direct to Chicago, where they will spend the remainder of their time. The boys will sing a week at one of the big Chicago cheater?. |
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